Currently Listening Pretty In Pink: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack By Various Artists see related

Oh my goodness! Hello everyone!
It's been too long!

I hope everyone is enjoying themselves. I know I am.

Actually, I'm not. I'm very sick. I'm affraid I have a viral infection. But, besides that, I'm doing amazingly well! I've been lying around watching 80s movies and drinking a lot of chocolate milk. Oh, that Molly Ringwald. I do love her.

Elizabeth came over and brought me soup. Also, she brought me a gold fish! He was an amazing gold fish. His name was Londel Von Parmenterlor XVIII Star-tron. (I added the tron in for fun. heehe.)
Unfortunately, Albatras ate Londel.

Hours later Elizabeth found out that Londel Von Parmenterlor XVIII Star-tron wasn't a gold fish at all, but an extrememly poisonous fish called the Harpi Panda Wokologi. We were very surprised that Elizabeth could even find the "Panda" in a pet shop.

All in all, Alabatras Lynon' Guthree IV died.

*sigh*

But, something did happen to make life better! I bought a hamster!

His name is Naple Staple Parmenterlor XVIII Star-tron the 2nd. Isn't he cute? I found him trying to escape 7 times today. What an adventurous little fellow!

He's so silly!

And, the soup Elizabeth brought was very good.

On other news, I heard someone is coming back to the OC...

OLIVER!
My favorite charactor ever!




I don't think he was crazy,
just misunderstood is all.
Oh, Oliver!
I feel your pain!



Anywho, I'm off!


Ta ta, everyone!

--Ewan!

Currently Gaming Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble By Nintendo see related

Why, hello everyone!

I'm very sorry I haven't updated in a long time! Very terribly sorry for all your woes!

On a different note!:

Has everyone seen the new Star Wars movie? I hope so! Because, some of the camera angles really catch good parts of me! I was terribly surprised! (In a very good way)

I've gone from so much since episode 1-3! It's amazing how a person can change!

There is me in Episode 1. You can barely see my mole(s) in this picture!

This is me in episode 2. I loved that Light Saber! You can't see the moles at all in this picture!

And last but not least, here is me again! I don't really like my beard. But, they said i had to wear it. Why? I do not know!

And the most important note yet...

Does anyone out there watch the OC?!

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!

Did anyone see the season finalie!? I watched it. Oh, did I watch it. I gasped and threw my hands over my mouth when the bullet went into Trey's back. Poor Marissa! Shes probablly going to be very sad!

I love Marissa! She is nice and very pretty. But, not as much as I admire Ryan Atwood. He is amazing. Sometimes I wish I was just like him! I also hear he is a cat person!

But enough about cats.

Summer vacation was recently held by all the boys and girls around the world!

My niece got out of school! I asked if she wanted to come and stay with me, but she sadly said she had other plans.

My dog, Alabatras,  couldn't be happier living with me!

Tee hee.

Speaking of which, the company who runs Harry Potter wanted me to be part of the Harry Potter family. They wanted me to catch a wand and then run away. When i said no, look who they got instead of me!

He is magical.

Ta Ta, everyone!

--Ewan

Currently Playing Babalu Music! I Love Lucy's Greatest Hits [SOUNDTRACK] By Desi Arnez, Lucille Ball see related

Hello my lovely friends and fellow comrads!

I'm hoping everyones new year is splindid!

I've come to believe that I work better with dogs than I do cats! My dog, Alabatras, is growing to be a grand fellow! Here is a picture:

What a strange world this is!

I've also noticed that everyone has one of these xangas now a days! Even Jesus himself has one!

:A link to Jesus' xanga:

Mother Marry also has one!

:A link to Mother Marry's xanga::

What is the world coming to?!

In other news, spring break was held this past week for many of the children around the world!

I saw them prance the streets. At one time, it just looked like so much fun that i tried to join thier happy little prance! Sadly, they threw stones at me.

But, everything is grand!

My new movie ROBOTS came out! And, let me tell you! My charactor was BRILLIANT!

Oh how I wish I looked like that in real life... *sigh*.

On another topic, I watched the OC!

Don't worry, Zack! I know what you're going through!

Many times in my high school days did i create a girl of my dreams from my imagination!

Oh, Lucy Rose, you'll always be my first love!

Ta ta for now, everyone!

--Ewan

Currently Reading Wolves Eat Dogs By Martin Cruz Smith see related

Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to come. To everyone! Except the people who do not like me... They make me cry with non-glee.

Today I was blessed with my family and friends... And, 27 cups Pumpkin Tea! My mother made it all for me. I spilt 5 cups on my lap and my father kicked me out of the house. But, I had fun while it lasted!

Then, Samantha, Meagan, and Elizabeth all came over and they blessed me with the best gift ever...

THAT IS CORRECT!

My new dog's name is Alabatras Lynon' Guthree IV.

He is a baby Chihuahua! And, he is so adorable!

Isn't he tiny? I love him!

Oh, and my cat from the post previous of this one... He sadly died. I never saw that coming.

My mean friends told me it was suicide! What mean people!

Merry Christmas!!

--Ewan!

Currently Reading The Original 365 Cats Page-A-Day Calendar 2005 (Color Page a Day Calendars) By Workman Publishing Company see related

I am so beyond upset right now!

I saw a preview for my new Star Wars movie, and let me tell you: I look so fat! I mean, really! They recorded on the day that Elizabeth brought me 100 chocolate roses!

And I told myself, "Now, self. Mr. John Lucas told me not to eat something the day of the filming... hmmm... it was either chocolate... or cats.... Well! Of course I shouldn't eat cats! That must have been it!" But, ladies and gentlemen, I was so wrong.

The way my hips swayed, you could see all my chub and blub! I am so very upset.

On other news...

The OC came back on! It brought me out of my state of fat depression! But, oh my...

What is with this show and Mexican lovers!? That Theresa, that trifling whore, was there to mess everything up, and now this DJ fellow! Can't they let everyone be happy!

Of course not.

We live in a sick and sad world.

And I will leave you with a picture of my new cat!

It hasn't moved from that position for 2 days now! What a sleepy kitty!

Take care!

--Ewan